{"product_id":"the-doctors-naughty-nectar","title":"The Doctor's Naughty Nectar","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFeeling under the weather… but you’d rather be tangled up under the covers? Us too \u003c\/b\u003e😉\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBeing sick is one thing, but pressing pause on bedtime shenanigans? \u003cbr\u003eSay it ain’t so 😭😭😭\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSkip the boring “get well soon” card—give them something as \u003cb\u003eunforgettable, unfiltered, and wildly inappropriate\u003c\/b\u003e as they are. \u003cem\u003e\u003cb\u003eDoctor’s Naughty Nectar:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e three teas for those who like their remedies hot, steamy, and unapologetically naughty.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlow Me Baby\u003c\/b\u003e 💋– Sinus Support with stinging nettle and eucalyptus. Clears your head and leaves plenty of room for a little mischief.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eDeep Throat Delight\u003c\/b\u003e 👅– Sore Throat Support with slippery elm and marshmallow root. Smooth and sweet, down to the last drop.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eOpen Wide \u0026amp; Swallow 🫦\u003c\/b\u003e – Immune Support with elderflower and elderberry. Bold, protective, and impossible to resist.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eGo ahead, squirt a lil honey in. We dare you 🍯👅\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy Doctor’s Naughty Nectar is a staple:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"551\" data-end=\"554\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e🌿 Unforgettable herbal blends\u003cbr data-start=\"584\" data-end=\"587\"\u003e✨ Simple, wholesome ingredients\u003cbr data-start=\"618\" data-end=\"621\"\u003e🤧 Herbs that actually support sinuses, throat, and immunity\u003cbr data-start=\"681\" data-end=\"684\"\u003e🫶 Small-batch, hand-packed care\u003cbr data-start=\"716\" data-end=\"719\"\u003e😘 Hot and steamy sips\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoctors Naughty Nectar is for you if:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"177\" data-end=\"180\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🤭 The friend who can’t \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"204\" data-end=\"209\"\u003enot\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e make it dirty\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"223\" data-end=\"226\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🌶️ The spicy book lover (morally grey men only 😏)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"277\" data-end=\"280\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e👅 The one who hears “I’m craving meat” and goes “me too 😏”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"340\" data-end=\"343\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e😏 The one who makes everything inappropriate\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOccasions that call for Doctors Naughty Nectar :\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎂 Birthdays (second favorite thing to unwrap 😉)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"171\" data-end=\"174\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💌 Get well soon (feel-better incentive 😏)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"217\" data-end=\"220\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💝 Pick-me-ups (midday giggles to the rescue)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"265\" data-end=\"268\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💘 Valentine’s Day (hint at V-day spicy time 😏)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e🎅 Christmas ( found in Santa's sack \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e😉)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e🍷 Morning after a bachelorette party (survival kit energy 😏)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📚 Book club nights (spicy read energy 😏)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. 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