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  • Kraft paper tea bag with text and tea leaves from Sleazy Teas Co.
  • Kraft paper tea bag with brewing instructions and a vintage-style illustration of a woman on a white background
  • Steaming cup of tea held by a person next to a package from Sherry Tea Co. on a wooden surface.
  • Steeping a bag of Sneezy Teas Co. tea with a glass teapot on a wooden table.
  • Yellow package of Sleazy Teas Co. tea blend on a pink textured background
Open Wide & Swallow

Open Wide & Swallow

$4.99

Need a gift that’s just as inappropriate and mischievous as your partner’s sense of humor? Open Wide & Swallow has you covered.

It’s the perfect blend of Elderberry and Elder Flower to support their immune system — while the name turns ordinary moments into “OH MY GOD, STOP” laughter.

Whether it’s a stocking stuffer or a spur-of-the-moment surprise, Open Wide & Swallow is the hilariously naughty gift that keeps couples laughing, flirting, and scheming their next playful mischief.

This blend sparks mischievous winks, private jokes, and the kind of playful trouble that keeps the fire burning.

Ingredients include:
Elderberry & Elder Flower

Brewing Instructions:

  1. Place 1-2 tsp of tea leaves in a tea ball or tea strainer.
  2. Add it to your cup and pour hot water over the top.
  3. Allow it to steep for 3-10 minutes.
  4. Add honey If desired - let things get hot and steamy.

This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you are pregnant, nursing, taking medication, or have a medical condition, consult your physician before use.

Allergen Warning: This product is made in a kitchen that also handles peanuts, tree nuts, and other allergens.

This product is home produced.

 

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